a smile is just a few muscles away from a frown, but oh! the effort

It's 11.25pm and I'm supposed to be treating my dad supper as a belated Father's Day thing but then everyone got cranky waiting for everyone to be ready, and I thought that since I wasn't gonna eat anyway I might as well give my sis the money and tell her to pay for whatever they're eating. Yes and I was quite pissed off already for being nagged the whole day and also about another issue.

Then as they were leaving I found out that my dad had closed the Youtube page of which I had been loading a video for the past 5 hours that was almost done!

I got so upset that I screamed, shouted, cried.



And now that I've somewhat calmed down I'm taking deep breaths. No telling what I'm feeling now though I don't want to think about it.

On the other hand I don't want to stay upset for so long so here's a good joke circulating through emails for you. It's a combination of an old joke with Malaysian flavour tossed in.

"A lawyer and an Chinese are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that all Chinese are so dumb that he could get over on them, easy.

So the lawyer asks if the Chinese would like to play a fun game. The Chinese is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines, and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun.

I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5;
When you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says.

This catches the Chinese's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The Chinese doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the Chinese's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.

After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Chinese and hands him $500.

The Chinese pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Chinese up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'

The Chinese reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

The Chinese after handing over the $5 bill was about to fall asleep suddenly woke up and asked the lawyer another question.

'Who is the MB of Perak?'

The lawyer nearly choked on his drink, and hands over another $500."

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I resolve to go fix my hair tomorrow, then go for the late Transformers movie (which ticket I'm getting for free) at Pyramid after the yumcha with my form 5 mates.

Sigh I wish fullstop.