Most of you are unfortunate to be unable to enjoy the privilege of reading my tweets which I have to admit are sometimes really ahem profound spur-of-the-moment observations, though mostly are irrelevant (but interesting!) information. Therefore I’ve decided to share some random tweets which made up for a month of May that I am undecided about whether to love or hate.
Was being a bimbo for the last 10 minutes. Felt good though!
U know the scene where regina starts her crazy screaming frenzy when she found out cady betrayed her? Yep im screaming like that now.
From all the tweets I gather that the world is ending Saturday. Which is uh now? *awkward*
Can i get a nose job for my 21st? << no seriously, can someone sponsor me?
I have a feeling somebody injected endorphines into the bottle of goats milk body soap :S
Am I the only girl who imagines bumping into a celeb crush who happens to be in Msia, after which he falls in <3 w me & then we get married?
I've thought about it a lot and decided that there are more sad people than happy ones in this world.
I made my first ever purchase of a lipstick this afternoon. #grownup
Steven Hyde is hot! Why dont i know anyone like that?
Is it me or are bicycles reaaally skinny these days?
Survived 1st bootcamp session! Top 3 (from bottom) for 2-lap run, 15 push ups, 10 grunts, 15 crunches (x3). Completed mile run in 14.10!
I swear, a hot muscly russian model just walked past me. *faints*
It's devastating to find out things you wish you nvr knew. However it's inexpressibly heartbreaking to find someone you wish you never knew.
RT @sheenaliam I don't really take good care of myself, I just exist and survive.
Conclusion: Just shut up and be happy.